Cost of gas to drive to Craigslist seller's apartment to buy paper shredder: $1.13 Potential net loss when you realize he sold you a malfunctioning paper shredder: $9.00
The look on his face when you send him an email telling him, "Thanks!" and that "Everything works great!" because you unscrewed the whole mechanism and etched out the densely jammed paper between the 2 blades when he sold it because he probably thought it was beyond repair and wanted to pass the problem off on someone else: Priceless
There are some things money won't buy (like $50-$100 paper shredders). For everything else, there's sticking-it-to-the-Craigslist-guy-that-thought-they-were-ripping-you-off-but-then-you-fixed-the-problem-and-won-in-the-end-Card.
hahahhahahahaha i just laughed out loud. genius i tell you! sheer genius!
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ReplyDeleteyou should have taken me up on my offer to shred your paper for only $8.
ReplyDeletehaha. like i said, as long as you sit by my desk 24 hours a day, ready to shred at any given moment
ReplyDeleteKristen, I will pay you $8 to shred my paper, but you have to turn it into paper mache afterwards.
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